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Pacman Is Back, Pacman Is Back!



What's part of his new deal? "It also will be up to Jones to police himself. The Cowboys will no longer be providing bodyguards." Well, that's clearly going to go well.

Interesting fact.

Goodell suspended Adam Jones indefinitely on Oct. 14, saying he'd put a timeframe on it after the cornerback missed at least four games. This decision means it will be a six-game suspension. Jones also missed the entire 2007 season. By the time he returns, he will have been suspended from 22 of a possible 28 games.


Pacman Jones is the worst man in the history of the NFL. At least according to Roger Goodell. Granted Jones is an idiot, but every time I think about this situation I picture Roger Goodell as the substitute teacher. The entire classroom is out of control, people are swinging from the chandeliers, Matt Jones is snorting cocaine off a spelling book, Leonard Little is drunk on cough syrup, Ray Lewis is stabbing a man while raping his wife at the same time, and Goodell's focused his attention on the kid with the ashthma inhaler. "Pacman, if you don't stop wrestling in the bathroom, then you're through. Finished."

Point being, I defy you to explain to me how Matt Jones can get arrested with crack-cocaine and play all year while Pacman has been suspended for two years for his incidents. Well over a year after the NFL's personal conduct policy was introduced there is still zero consistency. And it's still every bit as stupid as it has always been.

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