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Bruce Pearl's Fiancee



Per reader Ryan M.

Im sure you have already seen her..but here is a pic just in case...is it safe to say that no school has a hotter combo of coaches wives than UT?


The Tennessean article on the engagement. Which features this quote:

Telling fans he wants to remain at Tennessee, Pearl introduced his fiancee Brandy Miller during a stop in her hometown of Sevierville by saying, "If you think I'm leaving that for Memphis, you're crazy."


It's been my personal experience that women love when you point to them in crowds and refer to them as "that." Because it basically means, "these tits" in man-speak.

I don't know why a guy goes from being married for 25 years to being engaged within the same year. It doesn't make sense.

Having said that, she's hot. But divorcee hot. Probably like Pearl's ex-wife is hot now. Like those women who are 42 and have brand new fake breasts. They didn't just decide to get those for the heck of it, that's an investment. Paid for by their ex-husband's.

But you know who is breathing a sigh of relief right now?

Mike Hamilton.

The last thing you want is a single Pearl rolling into Strip bars.

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