Bidding Farewell To Tim Tebow
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Read the full column here.
NEW ORLEANS -- On Friday afternoon, the first day of 2010, an artist named JT Maurer sits alongside Jackson Square in New Orleans's French Quarter. The skies are overcast. Sunlight occasionally spirals down on the milling tourists, illuminating the old gray stone sidewalk. Throngs of Florida and Cincinnati fans, in their requisite blue and red, swarm the old city. On the black iron bars that surround Jackson Square park, Maurer has placed his black charcoal paintings of famous figures for sale.
On the top row, from left to right, rest the following: Barack Obama, Tim Tebow, Jesus.
As the sun begins to decline over across the muddy Mississippi, and night comes on, Tim Tebow's college career still has 60 minutes left, a Sugar Bowl tilt against the Cincinnati Bearcats.
I ask Maurer how the $50 Tim Tebow paintings had been selling.
"Not that well," he says. "I haven't sold one yet. Most people are focused on drinking and they don't want to carry around a painting. Lots of people have stopped and looked, though. I think the Gators are upset about being here."
The only other football figure for sale is legendary Alabama coach Bear Bryant.
"To tell you the truth," says Maurer, "I was kind of hoping Alabama was going to be here again. I was expecting it. Last year, I sold 11 Bear Bryant's to Alabama fans."
My wife stands alongside me. She speaks before I even say anything. "You are not," she says, "buying a picture of Tim Tebow."
Let me be clear, I love Tim Tebow because he is the most authentic figure in sports today. Maybe, in all of American public society. Too often our sports heroes like Tiger Woods or Mark McGwire are steeped in artificiality. The same is true of our political figures, our religious leaders, virtually everyone in the public arena today is selling us something that has nothing to do with reality. In an age when we crave authenticity more than any other trait, when our television shows seek to capture reality and when players, coaches, and everyone associated with them sells an artificial image of themselves, I love that Tebow is refreshingly honest, direct, disarming, a man in full.
I don't want to be sold a false image anymore.
And, what's more, I don't want a player to do or say something because he thinks I want to hear that. We've reached an era where player and coach answers are so cliched, they don't even realize that they're spouting cliches anymore. We've all seen athletes and coaches interviewed on television so many times that we know what's coming before it's even said; our athletes are all playing roles.
Tebow isn't playing a role.
Because his role isn't to be cool, or to be calculated, or to do anything like that, it's to be as real as real can be.
That's why no matter how many times Tim Tebow scored touchdowns against my team, no matter how many times he triumphed over other teams that I was rooting for, I don't want to see Tim Tebow leave college football.
Watching him play is too much fun.
As the Gators took the field on New Year's night 2010, come along for an italicized recap of the game interspersed with a retrospective of Tebow's career.
Call it Tebowiana.
1. Do you remember when we all watched Tebow play in the MTV reality show, Two-a-Days?
He was a top recruit then, a home-schooled lefty with a rocket arm. His team lost to Alabama's Hoover High School and a few months later Tebow spurned Mike Shula to join Urban Meyer's first full recruiting class.
Imagine how much the world of college football changes if Tebow picks Shula and Alabama. Is Shula still at Alabama?
Probably.
Forget two national titles, has Urban Meyer won a single national title at Florida?
Probably not.
The fine fault line between success and failure is exposed in that decision, the moment when Tebow first became a star.
Recall the Two-a-Days television conversation.
"Is he good?" a Hoover cheerleader asked.
"Yeah," the Hoover player said, "he's real good."
Indeed.
Kickoff arrives in New Orleans.
One play after Jeff Demps is carried off the field -- Cincinnati fans in front of me are chanting, "See you later, alligator" --Tebow hits Aaron Hernandez with the 19th touchdown pass of the season, and the 86th of this career.
Tebow is 7-for-7 on the first Gator drive.
2. Tebow and Verne Lundquist first became an item on a September night in Knoxville. A then-freshman Tebow came in for a fourth down conversion against the Vols.
The Gators trailed 20-14 in the fourth quarter. Tebow lined up under center.
Shotgun.
I was watching from a sports bar in Auburn, Ala., having just watched Auburn beat LSU 7-3.
"Are they really running him out of the shotgun?" my friend asked.
Yep, they were.
Tebow converted and celebrated on the field.
The Gators won 21-20.
Lose this game and not only do the Gators not play Ohio State for a national title, but they don't even win the SEC East.
On the second drive, Tebow uncorks an NFL-caliber pass down the seam. It's one of three more completions that Tebow has to begin 10-for-10 and give the Gators a 9-0 lead.
3. Then, later that freshman season, came the jump pass against LSU.
I was in Athens, Ga., getting ready for the night game between Georgia and Tennessee. The only thing that united Bulldog and Vol fans was rooting against SEC East foe Florida.
As Tebow threw his jump pass for a touchdown, the tailgate reaction was stunned silence.
Eventually, a Bulldog fan grabbed my arm. "Before he is done at Florida," said the Dawg, "Tim Tebow is going to be more hated in college football than Shane Battier."
In my column that debuted the term Tebow'd in October of 2006, I even wrote: "Here's a ClayNation prediction for you: By the time he's a senior [if he stays until he's a senior], Tebow is going to make J.J. Redick seem downright lovable in comparison."
But that never happened.
In fact, it never came close to happening.
Of course I also wrote then, "Urban Meyer has forbidden Tim Tebow from ever flexing both his biceps at the same time. The last time Tebow flexed, every coeds' top at the University of Florida miraculously rose at the exact same time. This caused two plane crashes, 96 fender benders and all classes were canceled at the university."
What I should have written was this, "When Tebow flexed, every coeds' top at the University of Florida miraculously rose at the exact same time ... and Tebow covered his eyes."
On the third drive, Tebow runs his streak of complete passes to 12, converts a fourth down on a shotgun draw, and tosses a perfect touchdown pass to Deonte Thompson. He's now 14-of-15 for 168 yards and two touchdowns.
4. Tebow converts on fourth down at The Swamp during Florida's 17-16 victory over South Carolina, and then heads out to The Swamp, the restaurant on University Avenue in Gainesville, for a postgame meal.
People forget once more what might have been. Lose that game against the Gamecocks and Meyer is 0-2 against Steve Spurrier.
Uneasy would lie the headset on the coaching crown.
Instead Tebow carries the Gators to victory.
That night, Tebow goes out for a post-midnight meal. Word spreads that Tebow is in The Swamp Restaurant and gives me the first indication of what it would have been like to see Elvis in his prime.
Tebow is in the building!
There's a rush to the second floor where an 19-year-old is having a meal. Or trying to have a meal. He's swarmed.
Just three months after turning 19, Tebow, wearing an oversized white shirt and jeans, is already a star.
Still more, Tebow leads the Gators to a fourth consecutive scoring drive and with seven minutes remaining the Gators are up 23-0.
Tebow's eye black? Ephesians 2:8-10
8For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
9Not of works, lest any man should boast.
10For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them.
5. Being e-mailed 14-million different attachments featuring Tebow wearing jorts.
It didn't matter that the picture was fake, it was everywhere.
Barry Bonds once said: If 70,000 people are willing to boo you, you must be good. Now it's time for the Tebow addendum, "If every Southern football fan has seen you photoshopped in jean shorts, you must be pretty good too."
On their fifth possession of the half Tebow hits Riley Cooper for an 80-yard touchdown. Did you know that they are roommates? I'm told that Thom Brennanman shared the most overtold stat immediately on the Fox broadcast.
Somewhere Verne Lundquist chortled.
6. The next year, in early September, Tim Tebow was stopped by Ole Miss on a fourth down sneak and the Rebels stunned the Gators 31-30.
Lots of attention has come from the "promise speech" that Tebow made after the loss. That's always been secondary to me. Because I was more interested in the response across the SEC.
No one could believe that Tebow had been stopped on fourth-and-short.
What's more, the failure offered a more interesting narrative, a player challenged as opposed to a player who was always dominant. In responding to defeat, Tebow became more interesting than he ever was in victory.
Tebow goes over 300 yards passing, 320 to be exact, with three touchdowns and 28 yards rushing tossed in for good measure.
At the half.
If Florida leaves him in for the entire game, he'll pass for 500 yards.
7. The circumcision of Filipino boys is something only Tebow could pull off.
Yeah, it's absurd and funny. And something that you and I wouldn't do.
No matter what.
Why?
Because even if it's beneficial to someone, you and I aren't touching Filipino foreskin because we would get killed for it by friends.
Question: "Where'd Clay go on his vacation this year?"
Answer: "Oh, you know, he went and circumcised Filipino boys again."
Result: For the rest of my life I hear about this after any friend has more than a beer.
But Tebow?
He makes circumcising Filipino boys cool.
Okay, maybe even Tebow can't pull that off.
At the half Cincinnati has 55 total yards on 28 plays. Tebow has 348 total yards on just 31 plays.
Also at the half Ephesians 2: 8 10, what Tebow is wearing on his eyeblack, is the No. 2 search result on Google hot trends.
What's No. 1?
Tebow cam.
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Florida still beats Ohio St for the national championship without Tebow. Chris Leak took 85% of the snaps in that game and that season.
Teblow has 1 Heisman and 1 year in which he lead his team to a national championship.
One of the all-time greats for sure. But he has plenty of company.
No way Florida is in the national championship game without Tebow.
Probably lose to Tennessee and South Carolina that year.
They beat both by a single point and both game featured Tebow fourth down conversions on winning drives.
Asked anyone who watched those games, Tebow was integral to several wins that put Florida in position to play for both the SEC Championship and the title.
I disagree.