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Urban Meyer Not a Fan of the Auburn Limo



Quoth the Evil One via the Orlando college football blog:


Florida Gators coach Urban Meyer took notice and was not pleased with the recruiting ploy. He told Pat Dooley of The Gainesville Sun the NCAA should look into what Auburn did. Meyer said, "I think it should," when asked if the NCAA will get involved. "We're trying to sell graduation rates and academics and trying the sing and dance routine.

"The Florida coaching staff will not be riding around in limos or ripping off our shirts."


Instead the Florida Gators staff will continue to recruit the players most likely to be arrested in all of the SEC. Which is really saying something. This is why Urban Meyer is pure evil, because truly evil people tell lies but believe they're telling the truth. Also, because he hunts midgets for fun.

But this response is quintessential Urban, make a small situation appear seismic.

Who knew the Auburn limo would turn into the SEC's own rorschach test, you see what you want to see. Auburn fans look at the limo and think, "Golly, we're badass." The rest of the country looks at the limos, points, and laughs.

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Posted by Clay Travis at 1:40 PM

2 Comments:

Anonymous Kyle said...

For the record, I went to Auburn, and live in Auburn, and I think the "limo" and "Tiger Prowl" are 2 of the most embarrassing things that I can remember ever happening at Auburn. And that includes having Daniel Cobb as QB.

May 4, 2009 7:10 PM  
Anonymous Gatorbreeze said...

Wow---let me get this straight--UT fan says Gators sign players most likely to be arrested. Sort of like be called ugly by a possum. UT has produced such noted head stompers as Albert Hansworth. I have fond memories of Phat Phil Fulmer bailing him out of the knoxville jail every august in time for fall practice....

May 5, 2009 9:07 AM  

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