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2. Colt McCoy, quarterback, Texas -- One of the weirdest things to come out of the state of Texas recently, and that's saying something, is Governor Rick Perry's endorsement of secession. Even stranger? Half of all Texas Republicans favor this course of action. Let me repeat that, half of all the Republicans in Texas want their state to secede from the United States.

I have no idea why more people aren't paying attention to this. Anyway, McCoy was born in New Mexico, but his dad brought dirt from Texas so he'd born above Texas soil. Seriously.

Can you imagine what would happen if the secessionists actually managed to secede? I'm picturing McCoy sitting up all night in his Austin dorm room, pacing from one side of the room to the other, the Robert E. Lee of modern college football. On the one hand, he has the nation, on the other hand he has Texas. And you know what, I think McCoy would pick Texas.

Assuming Texas stays in the union, McCoy should endorse arm floaties. He saved a man from drowning before he even took a starting snap at Texas, the least he can do is protect everyone on Lake Travis from making him save them again.

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Posted by Clay Travis at 10:38 PM

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Anonymous Michael4AU said...

What would he do if Obama or the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff offered him command of the US Army, I mean, the chance to QB any pro team he wanted?

May 11, 2009 4:39 PM  

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