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Miss. State Auctioning Off Coaching Rights for White Team In Spring Game



Currently the bid is $3,000.00. Which probably says more about the state of the Miss. State football program than misspelling Mississippi on the scoreboard. From the State website:

The winning bidder will become the head coach of the “White” team in the spring game, which will be televised live by CSS. As head coach, the lucky fan will participate in staff meetings as the teams are “drafted,” give the pregame speech and make the tough gameday decisions for their team.

“This is another way to try to get our fans involved in this program and let them be a part of what we hope will be a very special team,” Mullen said. “The fans have been so supportive everywhere we’ve been and I have no doubt this will be a great success.”

Bidding will close at 12 noon on Monday, April 13, and the winner will be invited to attend the Friday morning staff meeting at which the teams are selected.

“There’s a responsibility here for the winner,” Mullen said. “We’ll get them in new adidas coaching gear and they’ll be featured on the television broadcast but - just like in everything we do - there will be a winner and a loser and the rewards that come with each!”


The exclamation at the end of the quote kills me. Is there any way he actually uttered this line in an exclamatory fashion?

Anyway, get on it, bidding's only open for one more week.

(Tip of the beaver pelt to Friends of the Program. Very good stuff over there.)

By the way, Coach O? You know he wants a chance to redo that 2007 game in Starkville. This is his chance.

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