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Chris Lofton Goes For 61 (17 for 22) in Germany or maybe Turkey


He hit 17 of 22 three-point shots in a German or Turkish league game. Later he rolled into a Hamburg brothel and made it rain with weiner schnitzel. (I have no idea what this means, but it sounds extraordinary. And German. Although, to be fair, he might be playing in Turkey. In which case he pulled out a Kalishnikov rifle and made it rain with shell casings while buying cows. As is the custom in the country when one celebrates.)

Courtesy of Don, who becomes the first person to be quoted via another reader's email, we go inside the numbers:

Well, I would call that just plain old fashioned "ball hogging". It's obvious to me that Lofton needs to get his teammates more involved in the offense, as Nedim Yucel, Inanc Koc, and Umit Somkol have to get more touches in order for the Mersin Buyuksehir Belediyesi offense to play up to Coach Kandemir's expectations......


Here's the box score.
It's important to note that the rest of the Mersin Buyuksehir team went 2-13 from three. The next highest scorer had 13. Someone can confirm for me what the line is for international basketball, but I'm thinking it's between the NBA and college lines, right?

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