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Little Debbie Racecar Arrives: Gainesville Burns



Jay H. writes:

C'lay,

Thought you'd like to see this. I never really see any racing stuff on your site, but I live near Bristol and caught a glimpse of this car in some of the coverage that was all around us this past weekend. I had to look it up and see if it really was what I thought it was. I can't decide if this team will be the favorite when they head to the race in Florida, or if they'll even be able to get the car on the track because of all the Gator co-eds chasing the car looking for a sample.


From the website:

Also, be on the lookout for his wise-cracking koala side kick, Sydney. You'll find the two of them in our newest commercials and giveaway.


If the Little Debbie commercial featured a wise-cracking pink dolphin, would the earth stop spinning? I think it might.

I figure this the best way to say welcome back. I've been off the internets for the past five days, traveling to and from San Diego for a wedding. (More on that later). So you can imagine how entertained I was by this email when my son woke me up at 6 in the morning. I was in one of those overly realistic, feverish, timezone dreams. I was in Vietnam, my best friend in the army had just had his head blown off in our first skirmish. Oh, and I was 6'8 280 pounds and, given my extensive surface area, complaining about how much more likely I was to be shot than everyone else in the squad.

Anyway, Little Debbie was a welcome relief.

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