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ArmMagnets Come To Florida



Oh man, oh man. Somehow I guess we shouldn't be surprised the arm magnet is here. Because who among us hasn't thought to themselves, the only thing my car is missing is a rippling arm holding a football affixed to the driver-side door on my way to a football game?

I'm not going to make a joke about how much funnier it would be if it were a jort-clad leg magnet sticking out of the trunk. Instead I'll point out the obvious, Urban Meyer is holding out hope that they're going to come out with an absent chin magnet. Lane Kiffin's UT arm will be holding an NCAA rulebook instead of a football.

Meanwhile, not to be outdone, Billy G's arm magnet is extending the middle finger while holding a bottle of Maker's.

Tip of the beaver pelt to Chris C. who also links the photo gallery. And remarks, "C'Lay,

I've run across this product. It's glorious. Now I can tote the rock
all the way to the game...

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Posted by Clay Travis at 2:19 PM

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

although...it does look kinda cool on a military helicopter.

March 25, 2009 3:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do they make these with Gator girl bingo wings holding a hostess cupcake?

March 27, 2009 9:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait,

Did anyone else notice that the USF fan had this on his PT Cruiser?

March 27, 2009 11:40 AM  

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