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All-Star Names For the ClayNation Otter's Chicken Tenders Bracket Challenge



Below are the top five for the ClayNation Otters bracket challenge after the first weekend.

1 A'dam's B'Racket Kansas 59 183
2 Ragin' Daisies North Carolina 56 184
2 frank tolbert's sixth finger Oklahoma 56 184
2 The Rick Astleys Connecticut 56 172
5 OMRebel's Bracket North Carolina 55 183


The above picture is linked once more for reader Lou I. who wrote:

You can't, in good faith, post that picture that small and not let us have it in some enlargeable (sp.?) form. Share.

Please.


Okay, here you go.

I'm told this should now be enlargeable when you click. I have no idea how to resize a photo, so we'll see if that's the case.
As we did with the college football pick 'em, here are the top names among the 392 team entrants that I've judged to be the best. Read on for fantasy sports brilliance.

By the way, I'm the Sugar Daddy Posse since way back in the '98. At the time this was a reference to Suge Knight's posse. Now that I have a decade of fantasy sports history embedded behind this name, I can't change. Even when my wife ridicules my team name to all her guidance counselor friends. Which happened.

On to the best names (it's also important to note that merely using an apostrophe in a team name was the equivalent of a tight shirt on a woman, it got you noticed, but it didn't seal the deal):

Frank Tolbert's sixth finger

The Pink Ot'ter

Hold me closer Tony Danza

Billy G's AA Group

Bryce Brown's Sweet UT hat

Andre Smith's Left Titty

In the Zone like Billy Ho

Matt Stafford's Beautiful Jock

Vinnie the Microwave Johnson

Douglas Keith Roth

Dan Werner's Floor Burns

DTFI

Bloomers Droppin

Dennis Felton's Mustache

Tom Hammond's Makeup Artist

Big Wheezy from way downtown!

Len Bias's Nose

Coach O's Wild Boyz

MakeitrainforLaylaKiffin

PussyStevenson

Pink Dolphins

Terrence Cody Eats Babies

J. Varnado can divide by zero

8 SEC Losses 1 Dan Werner

Kevin Pittsnoogle's Gym Class

Dyron Nix loves my pix

Andy Kennedy's cab fare

Layla Kiffin's pool boy

Mark Gottfried

JB Hood's Stump

JP Prince 3 Point Shooting Academy

Tyler Smith's Teardrops

JP Cameraman Abraham Zapruder

Marbury v Madison

Thanks a bunch Mr. Slive

Order Billy G another round

JaLarry says suck it

Andy K. taxicab confessions

Lunardi's bastard child

Rex Grossman's coke-stache

Kiffin'sFullServiceGasStation

Making me Dizzy Gillispie

Smacking Clams

And the winner is...

2Girls and Candace Parker's C Cups

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Blogger Clay Travis said...

Clearly I've failed you all, this picture is no bigger. Maybe it's best this way.

Or, more likely, somebody else can resize and email it back to me.

March 25, 2009 1:29 PM  

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