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Lane Kiffin Was So Angry He Fir....Thought About Firing Someone



Sigh.

On the same day that ESPN belatedly picked up the Marlon Brown "controversy" and ran with it citing the Atlanta-Journal Constitution (as I predicted they would earlier this week.) reader Jason P. sends word that Kiffin has not, in fact, fired anyone. Despite what this week's Sports Illustrated says.

How do we know that? UT athletics director Mike Hamilton says so:

"He has not fired anybody," UT athletic director Mike Hamilton said Thursday afternoon. "If he said he has fired somebody, that's not true. I don't know if he said it from a standpoint of making a point that 'We've got to get this right.' But he didn't fire anybody.

"You can't just fire anybody at Tennessee, particularly when you're talking about non-contract employees. There's a process."


Does anyone else think Kiffin should just keep talking now until he gets to the point where he's like Howard Stern and he can say anything and no one bats an eye? From now on every time a Lane Kiffin story changes, I'm going to use the USC Lane Kiffin goatee picture. For obvious reasons. Anyway this story is about to become yet another ticker feature for ESPN.

Further explanation:

Tiffany Carpenter, UT's director of public relations, said Kiffin had a change of heart about the firing.

"The (Sports Illustrated) interview happened the day of the incident," Carpenter said. "At that time, (Kiffin) wanted to fire that individual but after further thought and discussions decided that was not in the best interest of Tennessee."


Tiffany Carpenter is great at what she does at Tennessee. I'm starting to think she deserves a huge raise based on how many times she's been quoted this week.

In a related story once I kicked Urban Meyer really hard in the balls. Meyer doubled over in pain, threw up, and lamented, "How am I going to keep making love to Tim Tebow?" Then I left.

(Retraction via my spokesperson: "Clay actually dreamed that he kicked Urban Meyer in the balls and Urban Meyer responded by intimating that he and Tim Tebow engaged in homosexual relations. He simply misspoke.")

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Posted by Clay Travis at 10:30 AM

3 Comments:

Anonymous JB said...

Yep, still a douche...

February 13, 2009 10:54 AM  
Blogger Josh said...

I just don't understand why he mentioned this to John Ed Bradley in the first place. What reason on earth would cause someone to brag about firing support staff?

Even if it was true and seemed to be part of the context of the conversation, it's downright classless to publicly talk about firing people who probably make about 2% of his salary. Kiffin needs to develop a filter between his head and his mouth.

February 13, 2009 2:09 PM  
Anonymous MightyMightyMitzu said...

Instead of claiming to fire people, Kiffin should just say he fed them to the Orgeron À la Star Wars.

February 15, 2009 11:29 PM  

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