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Jeannine Edwards Gave Billy G. The Heisman: Round 3 Tonight?




We've discussed the Finchless wonder, Billy Clyde, quite a bit since he arrived in the Bluegrass. An awful lot of our attention this year came when Billy G. lectured Jeannine Edwards at halftime. Then they had this follow-up altercation soon thereafter.



What could bring forth all this passive-aggressive rage on the part of an alcoholic? How about being turned down on a date request? Yep, at least according to SportsByBrooks.

Per SBB:

A source recently told me that Gillispie made a past, amorous advance at Edwards which was subsequently denied by the ESPN reporter. I have no more details than that. But again, I have confirmed that Gillispie did make clear to Edwards that he was interested in spending some quality time with her away from the court. And she shut him down.


I'm sure that none of the most-intelligent SEC students at Vanderbilt will have any fun with this at all. Nope, they're way above that.*

Courtesy of reader Hunter R. comes this commentary:

I thought you could promote some signage at the UK / Vandy game.

IF this is true - and from what I've heard of Billy Gillespie, I'm almost certain this IS true - I love that Bourbon Billy got shut down b/c of an existing relationship with a jockey. That's got to burn a little. A little like that first shot of Maker's at 6:30AM. Lexington mouthwash.

I'm sure he consoled himself by offering a scholarship to a 7 year-old. Then he reapplied his hair treatment, drew a comb through and took a long, slow sip from his lowball glass.


I wonder who the sideline reporter for tonight's game is...yep, Jeannine. This is going to be awesome.

*And "by way above that", it should be clear that what I actually mean is hopelessly and inextricably buried in.

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Posted by Clay Travis at 9:42 AM

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are a dumbass

February 17, 2009 12:46 PM  
Blogger The Fake Gimel Martinez said...

I do so love that Kentucky & Gillispie have moved from "Tennesee's fifth most hated rival... in the SEC". I appreciate that you care again.

I don't want Billy to start foolin' around with these women. 25 minutes Billy spends talking to Jeannine is 25 minutes more than Urban Meyer, er, Billy Donovan spends recruitin'.

February 17, 2009 1:07 PM  

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