Travis has become enamored of several objects, phrases or events which he frequenly references in the column. Among the most frequent:
'Bama Bangs - a term coined by Travis to refer to southern men's hairstyles that feature prominent bangs for no apparent reason. Brodie Croyle and John Parker Wilson are oft-cited violators of 'Bama Bangs rules.
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When Clay Travis, acclaimed author of Dixieland Delight, decided to spend the 2008 season up close and personal with UT football, he—and every other college football aficionado—thought he was in for a rollicking ride with one of the leading contenders for the national title. After all, when the Vols kicked off the season on September 1, the defending SEC East champions were ranked 18th in the country. As head coach Phillip Fulmer prepared for the game, he reflected upon a coaching career that included an astounding 147 victories, two SEC championships, and a national title. With 34 years at UT under his belt as both a player and coach, the Tennessee native had just signed a contract extension that projected to keep him at the university long enough to become the winningest coach in program history.
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There is no college ball more passionate and competitive than football in the Southeastern Conference, where seven of the twelve schools boast stadiums bigger than any in the NFL and 6.5 million fans hit the road every year to hoot and holler their teams to victory.
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The newly favored man is not really a man at all, but a hairless, effeminate, germ-fearing, non-meat-eating, exfoliating, wristband-wearing woman of the worst order. We as men are told that we must embrace the sacred feminine in ourselves, even if it doesn't actually exist, and become the very quintessence of woman, plus penises. This situation is untenable. This trend must stop.
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Clay Travis is the only former student manager in the history of college athletics to marry an NFL cheerleader. He managed to pull this off despite an irrational affinity for the television shows Dawson's Creek and My Super Sweet 16. While being raised in Nashville, Tenn., Travis developed a healthy obsession with college sports and Alyssa Milano. As a teenager his greatest accomplishment was taking a doo-rag wearing Luke Duke (balling as Tom Wopat) to the hole at the Nashville YMCA.
In the midst of a stellar legal career during which he specialized in rewarding the unjust and punishing the oppressed, Travis began writing for CBS Sports's SPiN section in September 2005...
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Lane Kiffin is kicking in teeth. And taking names.
Please back away from the Kool-Aid, sir. And no one plays vag receiver like Austin Rogers.
BURN!
Will Kiffin even go .500 this season? He's put on a fun and costly show here in the offseaon, but all his on field coaching experience equals a bunch of SUCK.
Thanks to Marlon's G-Ma, btw!
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"stealing two commits from the Gators"
True. But who got the Vol State's top 2 recruits? That's right - Georgia.
'that's class...'
And Kiffin has been the embodiment of it so far, huh?
True or false, Georgia has had the largest percentage of vag receivers in the SEC for the past 8 or 9 years.
Anyone who says false hasn't been watching SEC football.
Clay,
Don't believe everything you read. Apparently you were not in Barbe at the time of Janzen Jackson's signing of his LOI to UT.
There was no "stage". Jackson signed his LOI in front of his coaches, his father, and a few media personnel in the head football coach's office.
The "booing" rumor is just that...a rumor. Din't happen.
I go to school with him. There was no stage. Nice try.
You need to do more research on your subject before writing such false statements. Obiviously you don't know what you are talking about. Get the facts straight before you write. Your Credibility ...NOT!
My cousin was on Janzen's football team. I talked to him after he signed with Tennessee and he said he DID NOT sign in front of the school. Get your facts straight before you go posting this kind of shit.
Dumbass.
We will see what kind of balls Kiffen has this fall in Florida.
Tenn wins 4 games this year...tops!
The problem LSU fans are having with JJ is not that he chose TN---it's that he and his dad lied to the LSU coaches on Tuesday and Wednesday by saying they had nothing to worry about and his commitment to LSU was rock solid. It's an integrity issue with he AND his dad.