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Tim Tebow Plays Right Tackle For Cincinnati Under the Alias Khalil El-Amin




Josh Sims writes:

C'lay,

Your worst fears have come true. Tim Tebow really can do it all--including playing right tackle for Cincinnati during the Orange Bowl. I would like to admit this into evidence as Exhibit 1 that Fox (the network, not your son, who could probably do a better job) has no idea what it’s doing covering college football.

I also wonder which is the more egregious error on Fox’s part – putting Tim Tebow’s face on a graphic showing Cincinnati’s starting offensive linemen, or putting Tim Tebow’s face on screen and not putting a yellow All-American box around his face?


Outstanding find. This might be Tim Tebow's worst fear too: being confused with a Muslim. How great would it be if Fox switched Tebow's picture for the BCS Title Game and instead of Tebow they had Khalil El-Amin's picture. Only they double-goofed and used Khalid El-Amin's picture from UConn basketball.

I have no idea how something like this happens. Maybe it's a lame joke the Fox production staff was playing and it didn't get caught in time. Hey, it's Cincinnati-Virginia Tech and the staff is out in Miami for New Year's Eve, you might make that error too. Hell, who am I kidding, I can barely name a player on Cincinnati's team anyway. Depending on the time difference Tim Tebow could have been playing right tackle for the Bearcats all year and we just didn't notice.

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Posted by Clay Travis at 10:59 PM

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Blogger Clay Travis said...

At some point the expose on why google doesn't recognize apostrophes. That's so racist.

January 1, 2009 11:08 PM  

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