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Little Debbie Snacks Recalled...Gainesville Burns



So if you have a choice between going to Gainesville or not, don't go. At least not until the Little Debbie cake production is up and running normally again.

If this strikes you as a particularly violent and unprovoked assault (especially in the wake of Florida allowing South Carolina's Fredrick to be left alone at the buzzer last night), you are correct. I plead guilty.

But this link about Gainesville and Little Debbie's came to me via reader Sayward. Never doubt the ability of mothers to know all things when it comes to salmonella poisoning and how it might impact their children.

Did I ever write about how close Little Debbie came to giving me a snack truck to distribute free cakes in Gainesville back in 2006? The company is actually based in Tennessee and they loved the idea of free snack cakes for Gator girls. The problem? They're Seventh Day Adventists. So they don't distribute their company snacks for the 24 hours from sundown on Friday to sundown on Saturday.

Yeah, I have no idea how they police this. Anyway, if Gainesville burns, you'll know why.

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Posted by Clay Travis at 12:39 PM

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was unaware of the importance of Little Debbie snacks until I moved to the South last year. Now I have one every day at lunchtime. I will soon weigh 400 lbs.

January 22, 2009 12:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clay, there was no link.

And in honor of Nick Saban, who loves the Oatmeal Cream Pie, while tailgating before the SEC Championship Game, we grilled the Oatmeal Cream Pies. Yes I said grilled and they were great.

Being from Chattanooga where McKee bakery is (yes I know it is technically Collegedale) I had no idea they were 7th Day.

DEHIII/Bama6895

January 22, 2009 2:02 PM  
Blogger Clay Travis said...

I lost the link in a formatting squeeze, can anyone reprovide?

I promise I didn't make this up.

January 22, 2009 2:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is what they all say CT.

DEHIII/Bama6895

January 22, 2009 2:55 PM  
Anonymous Chris said...

Another rip on Gainesville? Come on Clay, you gotta open your heart and let out your inner gator...

January 23, 2009 12:00 AM  

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