Les Miles Has Asian Porn Infatuation?
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
ClayNation: All the rumors that are fit to print if they're so funny they have to be true. And Les Miles watching Asian porn the night before big games is perfect.
At least according to reader William P.
My cousin runs the on-campus hotel at LSU where the team stays before home games. Apparently the mad hatter likes a little asian porn before games, reason she knows this is he has to pay for movies with own credit card! Better yet his room this year got destroyed by the hurricane so he didn't get any porn this year because apparently he didn't feel comfortable in his new digs! Is that why the Tigers struggled this year he didn't have his pre-game release? Does he wear the hat while watching?
To begin, who doesn't have an Asian porn infatuation? Let he who has scrolled by Bangkok Bordello 51 and not at least paused to click on the title and read the description cast the first stone.
No stones being tossed from here Les, none at all.
The outlandish coaching swagger, the utter contempt for the rules of logic and the law, let's be clear about this, Les Miles coaches football like a millionaire businessman corrals whores on in Thailand's red light district. With absolute impunity and no fear for the consequences. This is the perfect analogy for his coaching philosophy.
Fat Holly Rowe: "Les, Les, what were you thinking when you went for it on fourth down six times even though you were leading by three touchdowns."
Miles, cocks hat back, stares into the camera, "Being conservative in Nakhon Ratchasima means you end up with the whore with the clap. And not the good clap."
(Demonstrates hands clapping, nods to crowd, adjusts hat)
"I ain't clappin'. No sir."
Also, you haven't lived until you've found yourself typing "Les Miles Asians" in as a google image search. In the millisecond before the images came back, I really questioned my life.
But then nothing of interest came up and I was devastated.
At least until I remembered that Louisiana has an Indian governor in Bobby Jindal. So I managed to find a photo of the two of them meeting.
Unfortunately the tape recording of Les Miles meeting Mrs. Jindal and saying, "Know your work, love your work. You've got a damn strong resistance to the gag reflex," has been lost. A pity, really. Labels: les miles asian porn infatuation lsu bobby jindal claynation
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