JP/LF/Raycom Advertises for 45 Year Old Woman Who Has Never Had Orgasm
Friday, January 16, 2009
Chris C. writes:
Clay,
As we come to an end of the wonderful SEC coverage by a special group of people who can only be described as "incredibly incompetent", it seems even the television stations showing the SEC basketball games are special as well. Today, for the Tennessee at Georgia game, WFLI channel 53 here in Chattanooga had the following on the screen for the first 5 minutes of their coverage:
“I am a 45-year old woman, married for 24 years, and I don't think I've ever had an orgasm! Instead – I've faked hundreds of them…my husband would be devastated to know that I have faked it, but I am ready to break the silence and move forward in achieving my full orgasmic potential.”
Of course, once the actual game came on, it was in wonderful non-HD with incredible bad color balance and camera work that did nothing to allow you to actually follow what was happening in the game. Not to mention Joe Dean Jr. and his overuse of “string music.”
Now, you may not believe this, so I have also attached a screenshot of this incredible event.
JP, Lincoln Financial, Raycom, the name changes, the woeful coverage continues.
Just had to share.
Can anyone else in Chattanooga confirm this? The only thing better would have been if this message was signed A. Judd.
Theoretically this was probably a Chattanooga television station error, but we'll lay the blame squarely at the feet of JP/LF/Raycom. Labels: JP/LF/Raycom personal ad for woman who has never had orgasm
Posted by Clay Travis at 8:51 AM
 
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That has to be faked. Look at how the bottom of the screen is slanted at a weird angle. That's not even good photoshopping.
As the screen rolled, it could be seen that the salutation to this letter was signed:
Thanks for Thursday, Tim Tebow. I reached my true orgasmic potential. Yours always and forever,
Thom Brennaman
Yes its true, I can confirm it. I am also in the chattanooga area.