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Jodie Meeks Scores 54...Impregnates Your Post-Menopausal Mother




Congrats to Jodie Meeks for scoring more points than anyone in SEC basketball since 1970. He made Tennessee's entire basketball team look like a punch of pussies. Wait, did you say every team for the past three weeks has done that? Okay, he confirmed that the 2008-2009 Vols are a Great Wall of Vagina. Awesome.

I'll have more on this game tomorrow after I've slept, but my real question right now is this, how can you let a guy hang 54 in your house and not absolutely destroy him on a couple of defensive plays? Even if you're not willing to guard him you can make him pay for humiliating you at home on national television. Nail him on a pick, foul him harder than you need to going to the basket, do something to show that your team is anything but what you really are, a great wall of vol vagina.

Evidently when Bobby Maze said he was going to put on for Tennessee he meant put on a pair of women's panties. Unfortunately he's not the only one wearing them. What's worse? Scotty Hopson wears a pink thong.

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Posted by Clay Travis at 10:55 PM

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

How did that 5th biggest rival work out for ya? Aloha

-Wildcat fan living in man-boob land

January 14, 2009 1:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was a UK record in pts...Chris Jackson (LSU) scored 55 against Ole Miss in '89

January 14, 2009 8:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This isn't even funny. In fact, your content is uncreative and unintelligent.

And, like the poster above stated, your factual credibility lacks as well. History isn't up for interpretation or something you can alter to make a blog sound better.

Take this sit off the net.

January 15, 2009 10:54 AM  

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