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Wall Street Journal Beard Expose



Is available here. Apparently some of Wall Street's unemployed are sticking their toe into the facial hair market. At least to enough of a degree to draw the attention of the Wall Street Journal. Here's the article. It's worth reading if for no other reason than to find our new public enemy number one, some lady named Kelly Lynn Anders--the anti-BGID. Also, because you'll see how we got into the financial mess we got into on Wall Street, how can you trust someone to manage your money if they aren't man enough to grow a beard? Anyway, back to Kelly Lynn Anders.

Kelly Lynn Anders, associate dean at the Washburn University School of Law in Topeka, Kansas, and author of a new advice book called "The Organized Lawyer," tells students to avoid facial hair entirely. As the term "clean-shaven" implies, "people find it cleaner," she says.


That's brilliant Kelly Lynn, brilliant. Conversely, I would advise people not to go to Washburn University School of Law in Topeka, Kansas if they want to find jobs when they graduate. Also, I'm fairly confident that "The Organized Lawyer" is the number one advice book for people you and I would hate.

But I'm toying with a new theory, beard plus baby is like kittens mixed with free shoes for women. See, the above picture of Fox and me at the Thomas Wolfe home.

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