Ask a Florida Gator Cheerleader Returns
Friday, October 17, 2008
The delay on this is on me. To make up for this horrible transgression we have not one but two questions for Rachel this week. Enjoy. And, as always, send in your questions for her to clay.travis@gmail.com.
Paul writes:
"Rachel, have you ever dated a guy who wears sleeveless t-shirts to football games? If so, why? If not, which girls at Florida actually date these guys?"
No, I have never dated a guy who wears sleeveless t-shirts to football games. I don't even know any guys at UF who wear sleeveless t-shirts to football games. This may be because I don't associate with guys who would ever wear sleeveless t-shirts in public. I did however, see an LSU fan in Gainesville today wearing a sleeveless t-shirt at the grocery store. Obviously, Gator fans are not the only ones guilty of this fashion faux pas. I assume that the girls at UF who would date these guys are the same girls who wear the cut-off jorts with platform flip-flops to the games..but that's just a guess
Jim writes:
"Rachel, admit that there are a ton of people from outside of the South at Florida. Which people from out-of-state are the least popular on campus among the people from the South?"
Jim, I will admit that there are a lot of people from outside of the South at UF. However, most of those people come from South Florida, not out-of-state. Almost everyone I know from out-of-state at UF is from somewhere in the South. The South Florida kids are definitely the least popular on campus among the people from the South because it is such a culture clash. They hang out at different bars, have a different accent, and wear different clothes. It is very easy to spot a South Florida guy on campus because all of them wear tons of hair gel with graphic t-shirts and cargo shorts. This is something that many Southerners at UF find shameful. In fact, Southerners blame all of the bad stereotypes on the South Florida kids, for example, the cut-off t-shirt thing.
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Nice job slamming UF in that post assmunch. Why is it that UF gets tagged as the poster school for rednecky people? I see the same type of sleeveless t-shirt wearing dolts on every campus I've been to.
There is no justice in the world when UF is ranked above UGA for neckism. I won't even mention the transgressions that take place daily in Alabama.
And one other thing.
Arian Taylor- 35 yards.
Adrian Foster too. Yeah, that guy.