New Mailbag Feature: Ask a Florida Gator Cheerleader
Friday, September 19, 2008
My lack of affinity for Florida Gator girls has been well-established. Despite this fact, I'm now facebook friends with a large number of Florida Gator girls who love Dixieland Delight, the column, my beard, honestly, I'm not sure why they like me. Anyway, as a token of good will during Florida-Tennessee week, I decided it was time to allow a representative of Florida Gator women to answer a weekly question in the mailbag. The question will come from y'all, but I've provided the first week's two questions.
And I also decided the best possible person to answer these questions would be Rachel, a former Florida Gator cheerleader, who is still an undergrad at the school. (Note: The girl pictured above is not Rachel.) I didn't want you guys to stalk her so we've got a picture of another Gator cheerleader up above.
Here goes with the first questions. As you can see, in case you had any doubt, I'm an extraodinary interviewer.
1. What's the most obnoxious thing anyone has ever chanted to you while you were cheering on the field?
"The most obnoxious thing that any opposing fan has yelled at the cheerleaders would be, 'Gator Cheerleaders have the clap!' (while chomping at us)."
2. What's your favorite Little Debbie snack?
"My favorite Little Debbie snacks are the Star Crunch cookies. However, I weigh 90 lbs. and have very skinny arms, so what's up?"
Beaver Pelt Trader of the Week and more emails coming up later this afternoon. We had a rough night on the Strip in Knoxville last night so we're off to a slow start.
How lame are the American's Ryder Cup shirts by the way? Who made this decision?
Posted by Clay Travis at 11:24 AM
 
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