Georgia's Danny Ware Arrested with Bulldog Cheek Stickers
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Leaving aside the bad luck of being arrested at an SEC football game for being drunk, how bad would it be to be a black guy whose mug shot still has the Georgia Bulldog stickers on his cheeks? Well, fortunately Danny Ware will be able to answer all those questions soon. As if getting spanked by Alabama weren't bad enough, Ware was arrested in the wee hours of the defeat. With his Georgia Bulldog stickers still on. Tip of the beaver pelt to reader Matt for emailing this link from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.
I have so many questions about this story. First of all, did Ware make a conscious decision to leave the Bulldog stickers on? I mean, was he like, "I'll be damned if some trick-ass policeman is going to make me pull these stickers that 8 year old girls have been jealous of all day off my face."
Second, how was the mug shot photographer able to keep a straight face during this? If this were you, wouldn't you have fallen over with laughter? Bulldog fan or not? Probably so. But my money's on the photographer being a fan of another SEC school?
Third, if you had a painted face, you'd have to wash before the mugshot, right? But for stickers, you don't have to? Do you think they had to call in a mugshot expert to decide whether the stickers got to stay? Is there a mugshot balancing test?
Fourth, I want to see a picture of the girl that Danny Ware was going to have dirty sex with because he wore the stickers she gave him. This has to be the only explanation, right? She gave him the stickers and he thought to himself, now she's not going to say no when I ask her if I can play Glory to Old Georgia with my dick on her forehead.
Anyway, these are some of the questions and comments that come to my mind. I'm interested in whether this makes Bulldog fans feel better or worse in the wake of Alabama. I think it would make me feel better if Jim Bob Cooter got arrested with UT stickers on his face, but maybe that's just me.
I'm still waiting for news to break about Herschel Walker being arrested for having public sex with fourteen married women at the Firehouse. Labels: Danny Ware arrested Georgia stickers
Posted by Clay Travis at 11:14 AM
 
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